I will stomp on you and then bring you to the hospital
Good evening,
I have impressive skills.
I can eat alot of cookies.
I can identify bone fragments.
I can stay awake for impressive amounts of time.
I can sleep for even more impressiver amounts of time.
I have a sweet collection of stuffed dinosaurs.
I know the words to some jewel songs.
I'm producing a book about people dressed as bears hibernating.
I'm kind to rocks.
I'm polite sometimes.
I walked on a glacier.
I'm a part of a ground breaking new tv series called Hotdogs on Sticks.
I ninja kick people when i'm invisible.
I own a red onsie.
My name is Ubertacular Coolio and i'm taking over this blog.
I have impressive skills.
I can eat alot of cookies.
I can identify bone fragments.
I can stay awake for impressive amounts of time.
I can sleep for even more impressiver amounts of time.
I have a sweet collection of stuffed dinosaurs.
I know the words to some jewel songs.
I'm producing a book about people dressed as bears hibernating.
I'm kind to rocks.
I'm polite sometimes.
I walked on a glacier.
I'm a part of a ground breaking new tv series called Hotdogs on Sticks.
I ninja kick people when i'm invisible.
I own a red onsie.
My name is Ubertacular Coolio and i'm taking over this blog.
posted by Jo @ 1:10 PM
4 Comments:
At 11/11/08, 3:05 PM ,
Aphra said...
I'm glad the blog is finally getting interesting. I was PROMISED that you going to Australia would at least make for an interesting blog. But it hasn't been too interesting the past few months. Now it looks more interesting :)
At 11/12/08, 9:04 AM ,
jordin said...
Ubertacular Coolio seems like a very funny person... i hope you pay this person well. I would hate for them to stop writing.
At 11/12/08, 3:08 PM ,
M said...
finally MONTHS of disappointing clicking pay off!
hurrah!
At 11/13/08, 2:35 PM ,
yelsel said...
i don't know if i've ever said this "out-loud" before... but i think erika is really really funny.
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